I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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