He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
FUCK WHALES
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