I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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