Dual....:-)
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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