If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
too bad you live with your parents still
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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