i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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