You smell like a Billy Joel song
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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