dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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