Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
So apparently I’m into choking now
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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