Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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