I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I think people are normalizing furries
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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