i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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