I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
