But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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