This girl is more easily done than said...
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Did I show you my penis last night?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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