So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think my tv is drunk
My sheets look like a crime scene.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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