She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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