Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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