New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
there was a trapeze. enough said
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Randomize
