your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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