is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm at about main and main street
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize
