The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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