i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I need a beard to bite.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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