i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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