Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Randomize
