For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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