just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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