I love black thongs
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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