Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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