Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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