I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
