im drinking this country out of the recession.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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