yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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