apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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