You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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