I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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