How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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