Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We need to get me chipped asap
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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