Tell her she can't have a vagina
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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