walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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