how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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