If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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