I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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