you traded sex for a burrito?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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