You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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