All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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