i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
wow bdsm is so cute
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