Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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