Whod you bang
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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