Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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