R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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