You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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