i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I am one with the molecules
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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