Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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